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Post by 97bandit on Jul 8, 2012 14:04:20 GMT 10
The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"! The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man says, "I'm fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"! "It doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth".
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Post by philski on Jul 12, 2012 18:31:44 GMT 10
what's the best time to visit a dentist? 2.30 = tooth hurty.
Warning,, rUDE. Dentist JOKE...
A guy walks into the dentists and sits in the chair/ The dentist says, "you look like you have just had a 69'er" Embarrassed the guy says sheepishly? O'dear, do i have a pubic hair between my teeth?
the Dentist says "No, you have shit up your nose"
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