Post by cashman on Aug 18, 2012 10:44:47 GMT 10
Hi one and all,
I have an aunty, with a sick sense of humour send this to me, and it bloody near killed me laughing, Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did, cheers.
Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. As this is to be her first time meeting the family, understandably she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal, and the woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks partly due to her nervousness, and partly due to the broccoli casserole, she was eating.
The gas pains are building up and almost making her eyes water. The little discomfort she was feeling not so long ago, is now starting to be very painful, and the tension inside her belly was crying out for release.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face, as she believes, ‘He thinks it’s the dog, what a stroke of luck’. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again, only this time it was more intense.
This time, she didn't even hesitate, knowing the dog would cop the blame again. She let a much louder and longer ‘bbrrrrrrriiiiippp.’ Much bigger than she expected. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes! I’m clear again,' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle blowing, it was huge, long, and had intervals. I’m sure you know the one, as they go BBBrrrrrriiiipppp….pppp…bbrrr…ppppp. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,.............. 'Skippy, get away from her, before she sh%ts on you!'
Well that’s all folks, hope you enjoyed it, and have a nice day, Cashman.
I have an aunty, with a sick sense of humour send this to me, and it bloody near killed me laughing, Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did, cheers.
Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. As this is to be her first time meeting the family, understandably she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal, and the woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks partly due to her nervousness, and partly due to the broccoli casserole, she was eating.
The gas pains are building up and almost making her eyes water. The little discomfort she was feeling not so long ago, is now starting to be very painful, and the tension inside her belly was crying out for release.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face, as she believes, ‘He thinks it’s the dog, what a stroke of luck’. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again, only this time it was more intense.
This time, she didn't even hesitate, knowing the dog would cop the blame again. She let a much louder and longer ‘bbrrrrrrriiiiippp.’ Much bigger than she expected. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes! I’m clear again,' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle blowing, it was huge, long, and had intervals. I’m sure you know the one, as they go BBBrrrrrriiiipppp….pppp…bbrrr…ppppp. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,.............. 'Skippy, get away from her, before she sh%ts on you!'
Well that’s all folks, hope you enjoyed it, and have a nice day, Cashman.